Wednesday, February 23, 2011

WTF Wednesday - Eyebrows

I got a mail showing the importance of eyebrows, so I decided to see what other pictures I could find.


Ok so this isnt actually ugly - it could really work if you are going to a costume party or modelling in a fashion show. But damn it must take forever to do!


Damn those are some seriously bushy eyebrows!


How inventive, I guess thats one way to make up for a lack of eyebrows


I wonder is this a man or a woman??


Oh my goodness I really cannot think of anything to say about this guy - just that he should be old enough to know better.


Looks like she has some spider legs for eyebrows


I think his eyebrows say it all!

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

GUESS WHO GOT VAJAZZLED

No I certainly did not get vajazzled! And even if by some miracle I did decide to try it I would never in my life post pictures of it on my blog or anywhere else - Eeeeuuuuww.

Robin got hold of some make up and decided to vajazzle her little boy doll Stefan - well since he doesn't have a vajayjay I guess I should say he was penazzled?

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Happy Birthday Daddy!!

Its my Daddy's Birthday today!

We had this picture made into a sticker which can now be put on the light box of his big bar fridge!


And tonight we are all going to Spur - look out hips here comes a cheese burger and chips - oh boy I am gonna have work that dance class at gym tomorrow!! Thank heavens I haven't eaten too much today.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Mothers and Retail Therapy


If you are feeling a bit down in the dumps there are two fail safe ways to feel better: Your mother and retail therapy!!

Combine the two and you have a winner on your hands!! Especially when the retail therapy takes 5 hours, nets you 3 shirts, a pair of pants and a pretty notebook and costs you nothing - except a few blisters on your feet!!

I'm still slightly down, overworked and guilty for spending a day off without Robin, but at least I had a few hours of fun with my mom, my cupboard is bit fuller and I have new clothes to wear to work!!

Retail Therapy and Mothers don't solve all your problems but they sure help to distract you for a few hours and to take the edge off for a few days!!

Just what the Dr ordered!

Friday, January 28, 2011

I wanna be a Simba Chippie

The physician was not impressed with the fact that I have picked up 3kg in the last 6 months, he doesn't seem to think that the physical and emotional changes of two failed pregnancies during that time should have had an effect on me (naturally I disagree - for heaven sake I went up a dress size in the first 2 weeks of both pregnancies and I was nauseous most of that time so it wasn't from eating!!).

Anyway never mind how it happened it has happened - instead of loosing weight like I wanted I picked up 3kg, I suppose its not a disaster but it really isn't what I wanted.

So the physician (who calls a spade a spade in no uncertain terms!) wanted to know what I eat - he doesn't seem to think that potatoes are very good for you. I was told "If you want to look like a potato then you eat a potato".


One of my friends pointed out that Simba Chips are also potatoes and look how flat and skinny they are!

Do you think if I only ate tall and skinny things like spaghetti, macdonalds chips and string beans I could end up looking tall and skinny???


And what if all I ate were tomatoes and butternuts - would I become round like them?

Either way I have decided that first I need to approach the weight loss process from a different angle this time around - I am not going to focus on loosing weight I am going to focus on my overall physical and mental health and if I loose weight in the process all the better!

Sorry No Thankul Thursday

Sorry there was no Thankful Thursday yesterday. While there was lots to be Thankful for there was no time to blog about it and truth be told yesterday was a really crappy day:

too much work
got phoned to go back to work just as I got onto the bike at gym (all because the alarm went off and the boss got panicked - idiot!)
rushed to do the monthly groceries
rushed to visit a friend who just had the most adorable little baby,
only got Robin to bed at 9:30.
then I had to have supper
packed the groceries away
got Robin's swimming and school stuff ready
shaved my legs (finally!! but now our satellite reception is not not so good!)
Finally fell asleep just after 11
Had a horrible nightmare about Hubby & I getting mugged and then the muggers pulled me away to rape me - Thank goodness I woke up before they could!!
Just as I fell asleep again Robin woke us up to tell us she had peed in her bed - first time in about 2 months!
Changed sheets and bedding at 4 am all while trying to get Robin to stop talking up a storm!
Finally fell asleep again at about 5:30
Had another nightmare about neighbours with giraffes, GIANT ants and monkeys in their garden, helicopters flying into the house and letting the neighbours ants and monkeys in my house

WTF is going on???? I feel like I am losing my mind.

Well now I gotta go try to finish a week's work between today and Monday.

Hope I am not locked up in an institution by next week - or maybe that wont be so bad as long as they provide lovely soothing calming drugs and lots of them!!